Michelle Obama is a Woman

Here’s why you need to stop claiming otherwise

I don’t want to hear any more about how Michelle Obama is supposedly a man.

In the context of a pattern of lies, it wouldn’t shock me to find one day that they hid this kind of information, and it wouldn’t shock me to learn that Barack has been hiding his own true nature in this respect. But even if it’s just a joke I can admit is funny when it’s coming out of Joan Rivers’ mouth, I want you to stop.

I’d urge you to stop this nonsense not just because there’s zero upside to the claim, when the evidence is totally nonexistent outside of doctored photos and videos, and not just because it makes us all look crazy or dumb to keep hammering it.

I don’t want to hear about it because it undermines everything that’s undeniably true.

I want you to stop talking about it because there’s plenty of undoctored evidence for a far bigger lie. The Obamas are an integral part of what’s happened to this country, and the reason for this has nothing to do with a weakly constructed transgender conspiracy. It has to do with the ascendance of a very specific type of elite power, which is committed to the hatred of a specific kind of American who adheres to a specific kind of American dream.

Nothing could be more despicable than the deliberate raiding of the coffers, fleecing of hard-working American people, the accelerated enterprise of racial hatred and calculated ideological division this family established, all while performing for the cameras and perfecting their pantomime, setting up the worst decades in American history while mugging on SNL. The violence and corruption, the mind-boggling accumulation of wealth, the plan to overrun and change the demographic and voter base via border policy, and yes, the blatant Marxist tactics across the board. The lies and counterfeit hope, the gutting of the middle class, the psychological warfare, the precedent set for evil disguised as “being a good person,” the list is just too long.

There’s in fact a very good chance the damage they did to this country will never be matched again. It’s an important fact, we don’t want to lose sight of it.

I get it; they lied for a living, why wouldn’t Michelle as Mike be the foundational lie to top them all? You may not agree but the reason is because there’s no proof, and for all intents and purposes the claim is ridiculous at this point. Not to mention I just don’t care if Barack is gay and Michelle transitioned, it has no bearing, what does it matter, it means nothing to me. They can be terrible people responsible for evil works without being sexually divergent. Michelle herself is a shapeshifter, a woman who dutifully practiced speech patterns with her husband to influence people, a cynical political animal, a corrupt accomplice. She’s not a sweet lady who cares about people. She can do all this perfectly (and uniquely) well as a biological woman. I don’t find her attractive, but I also don’t see anything outside of her deep dishonesty that makes her hideously ugly, either.

You may disagree, but I’m telling you, it’s the wrong road. Stop. The Obamas ought to be held responsible for what they’ve done to this country, and the entire story is functionally erased if you can’t stop talking about how Michelle Obama is a man.